Not long ago, a certain peanut butter was recalled because it was tainted with salmonella. Hundreds, maybe thousands of people were sickened.
The fine people at Lawsuit in a Jar saw an opportunity to improve and simplify your life. Until now, making money from lawsuits was at best haphazard. It just wasn't very reliable.
How many times have you piled the kids and grandma into the Pinto only to find the produce aisle at your favorite Supermarket totally void of any slippery substances?
With Lawsuit in a Jar, no more wasted trips. We've taken the guess work out of "slip and fall." No more hoping or waiting to get injured, and no more wasting the time and the expense of hiring a lawyer.
With LAWSUIT IN A JAR everything you need to win your own lawsuit is included in the jar:
1. Each and every step you need to take, clearly spelled out in peanut butter (as clearly as possible);
2. All the legal papers you'll need to handle your case yourself;
3. A detailed explanation (the secrets the lawyers don't want you to know) on how to win and settle your own case;
4. Most importantly, the peanut butter that will make you sick, and make you big $$$.
Each jar contains 16 lawsuits, I mean servings.
And the best part --no lawyer is necessary. Finally, you can make the big money and do very little for it.
Make tons of $$$ in your spare time.
Now only $499.99 plus shipping and hazardous waste handling fees.
Have a large family, on a budget, have access to illegal aliens?
Look for Lawsuit in a Jar's Economy Size at your Sann's Club--coming soon.
Tired of the old boring Fundraising Campaigns!
Use Lawsuit in a Jar as a fundraiser for your Church or your children's school? Contact us at 1.899.sue.thebastard
Are you African-American?
Upset large corporations are never concerned with your specific needs and tastes? Well, complain no more, because Lawsuit in a Jar introduces:
Suitcase in a Jar, the same high quality product as Lawsuit in a Jar, tailored to african-american sensibilities.
Testimonials:
Cletus R.-- I have not worked in years. This is one great product. I highly recommend it. And it's tasty too.
Hilary C.--I needed a lot of money fast and did not have a lot of spare time. Lawsuit in a Jar was the answer for me. I've picked up 4 points in the polls since I started using this great product, and my husband loves his sandwiches for lunch.